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Wrote the Book on Connectors is quite possibly the greatest
rock band to ever put on a uniform. Straight out of Seattle Washington,
the self proclaimed 'Band of the Future' prides themselves
on being the inventors of a unique brand of music known only as "Mustache
Rock." |
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Mike
Votava - guitars, vocals
Loved by ladies everywhere, Mike is what we call in the industry an
"el Hearto Breakero". Contrary to popular belief, he is
not a robot. He can only dance like one |
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Travis
Young - keyboards, vocals
Usually plays the keyboard with one hand, but sometimes he uses two.
Few people are aware that his face is made entirely out of cake. |
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Rick
Weber - drums
His name is Rick. He plays the drums. In
his spare time he is a jerk. |
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Ben
Baier - bass
A former professional wrestler, Ben developed his musical chops inside
the ring. His finishing move was the dreaded "Ben Bear Hug". |
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