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2007 is the year of the WE

WE CDSee what the experts are saying about our CD Almost the Mayors of Laser

Three Imaginary Girls:
"If We Wrote the Book on Connectors were your little brother, you’d want to pinch his cheeks, get him in a playful headlock and proceed to give him a noogie. These silly songs about eating cake, severed limbs, and Mexican health supplements will make you grin as you bob your head up and down to the bouncy beats." - link

Out There Monthly:
"I genuinely have no f-ing clue how a clan of four supa-nerds singing about eating cake, admiring Ichiro baseball cards and M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M C-H-A-I-Rs have made it in a scene so stingy it lets most of its most amazing bands go unrecognized. But they have. Seattle has birthed one whacked out band here and darnnit if the success ain't a little enviable. Fortunately, and most surprising, is that We Wrote doesn't totally suck. It's fun music, easy to listen to, and even worthy of a little dancing." - link

The Stranger - Megan Seling
"While I might describe their sound as a quirky and pop-punky sounding They Might Be Giants (there’s some slide whistle and bike horn on the record, after all), they would probably tell me I’m wrong. According to We Wrote the Book on Connectors, their music isn’t rock or indie or punk or pop or metal or rap; it’s self-described as “mustache rock.” - link

Artsy Noise:
This cd is borderline madness. It includes sound effects...really. It's a great I don't care summer rock out with your cock out cd. If you're looking for something less then serious to sink your teeth into look no further. Extremely entertaining and creative We Wrote the Book on Connectors may be my favorite new band. I dare you not to smile and laugh while rocking out against your own will. Probably one of the most original unconventional disc to float across my desk in awhile. It's hard to pick a favorite track but I'd go wit hHappy Torso, Bloody Torso. You probably don't have this cd yet but trust me you really want it.
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During an Interview with Seattle Weekly, Seattle's own Three Imaginary Girls listed WE WROTE THE BOOK ON CONNECTORS as one of the "Best North West bands to look out for in 2007". - link

Check out our very first live action interview, compliments of the Seattle PI. - link

 

 

"It has nothing to do with Burt Reynolds, however (which is sort of a shame), and everything to do with crunchy guitars, keyboards, and a little garage rock mixed with a little pop. They also have a song about eating cake, complete with a white-boy rap breakdown. It's pretty weird. But hey, they like cake! ."
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Megan Seling, the Stranger - link (middle of page)

"Fucking awesome describes We Wrote the Book on Connectors. Whimsical and hyperactive...They're enormous fun live, and their enthusiasm and leg-kicks are inspiring."
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Michael Van Baker, Seattlest - link

"WE manages to be inescapable by way of being intoxicatingly abnormal—a sight that’s both undeniably peculiar, and undeniably impossible to take your eyes from."
- 1/20/06 review from The Wig Fits All Heads - link - photos

"The band of the future." - Travis Young

"We had a difficult time resisting We Wrote the Book on Connectors." - Seattle Weekly - link

"The gentlemen of WE exploded onto the stage in sombreros, their fiesta gear, and thick, black mustaches, armed with their fun, energetic brand of what is known as "mustache rock."These boys aren't just fun to watch, but they're sound musically, too... catchy guitar riffs, smart basslines, and a keyboardist who isn't just for show (like so many others out there... it's a sad fate for such a great instrument). So really, take a chance on WE... you won't regret it." - Koa Van Warpy, show review 3/9/07 - link

"I am now a devotee of their over-the-top, feel good performances. The gentleman, all sporting some seriously ridiculous moustaches started the party off right with the audience singing and dancing along. I always knew WE would be the perfect house party band and they certainly proved it this night."  - Sound on the Sound - link

 
"It's official. We Wrote the Book on Connectors is my favorite band."
- Pauly Shore

"Nobody's heard of us. We aren't very good." - Mike Votava

"I'm John Elway and I salute you." - John Elway

"They’re energetic and the songs are catchy. It’s everything a fun rock show should be."
- Jason Josephes, booker for the Blue Moon

"YOU GUYS SUCK. NATE IS GAY. RICK IS A DICK."
- Anthony Brown

"I know I don't know you guys, and have only heard 4 songs of yours, but I can say this with out a doubt. Of all the music that is in the world today. That has ever been, I hate yours the most. I promise. I can understand trying to be funny, but it's like you guys litterally love trying to make peoples ears bleed with shit music. Like it's some kind of sick fetish. You guys have no wit in your lyrics, they are completly meaning less. You allternate between 3 notes in your songs. And they are no more than a full step away from each other. Misoma, had an ok intro riff for like 2 seconds, then you had to fuck that up. I have a pod cast radio station, that me and a friend do that go through and bag on musicians, for being lazy and unispired. You guys just made top of the list. I would rarther eat a pile of dog shit, than ever see one of your shows. From what you have presented on your website it makes me to believe you are the worst musicians on the planet, actually I hereby strip you of your Title Musician. You are a court jester with a guitar in your hands and a very ashamed guitar I might add. Normally I just let crap like this slide, but I am a decent person and felt compelled to help you see the light of dasturdily ways. Please renounce your music burn any copys of it that exist, chop your dick off (so you can't repopulate the planet with your ignorance) and move into exile. I hate you from the very depths of my soul. I'm going to put a 100 mile restraining order on you so you can NEVER play in my city. You have reuined my day, good bye. "
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Ryan from MySpace - profile

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