In case you missed it, yesterday Apple ended our month’s long hunger for any shred of confirmation that the fabled and magical iPhone 5 may exist at some time in the future, by announcing that they would make another announcement in one week. That’s right, just an announcement a week ahead of time, that they would be making another announcement.
I immediately peed my pants, flipped over desks, karate chopped doorways open, and exasperated myself shouting gleeful spittle-filled cries directly into the faces of my coworkers. “GODDDDAMNIT IT’S FINALLY HERE!! OMGROTFLBBQ!!”
Yes, you see, I am one of those people. Am I planning on getting an iPhone 5? What do I think the iPhone 5 will have/change/do? What will I name mine??
Since I know most of you don’t give a damn about the answers to those questions, this week we’re turning our non-stop iPhone 5 coverage over to two fine musicians who could also care less: Mike Votava, and new guest contributor (and former WE roommate), Ryan Dicker.
Our Disinterested Reporters
You see, they are not apple fan boys. They might not even be fan boys of anything (though you know MJV loves NKOTB). Most importantly, they don’t have iPhones. That’s not to say they don’t understand this magical smartphone world civilized society lives in. In fact, they both have smartphones that run the popular Android operating system.
“Booo!” I imagine you saying. But wait. These are two highly opinionated and very accomplished musicians, who must have some great thoughts on the subject to touch on in song. For instance, just the other day Mike was telling me, “I probably don’t use my phone to its full capacity – I just text and check on my fantasy football league. I don’t know, I could probably do a lot more with it.”
See! Predictions galore are in store for YOU! So tune back in here on Monday and we’ll see what the future has in store for us! Songs will be posted just in time to coincide with Apple’s second exciting announcement on Tuesday morning! Coverage starts at 10 AM Pacific, in my head! Explosions!!
Participants who fail to complete this challenge must try to sell my iPhone 4 on Craigslist or eBay for top dollar after I get my iPhone 5.
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