The best way to get out of a song writing rut is to simply just go with the first thing that comes to mind. And when that stops working, just start quoting lines from the movie The Running Man. Trust me, it works every single time. My answer to Weekly Challenge #14 is a classic example of how to use both of those advanced song writing techniques. Listen and learn. Somebody should pay me to teach classes.
I’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
Not gonna give my best effort tonight
I’m phoning it inI’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
This song only took me ten seconds to write
I’m phoning it inCellular telephone
Reminds me that I’m alone
Nobody wants to talk to me
On the cover of lonely magazineEat some formaldehyde
Dissect me with your laser eye
this is where the party’s at
look it up on Google mapsI’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
there’s no reason for me to even try
I’m phoning it inI’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
Singing the first thing that comes to my mind
Larry bird bill csoby hot dog num chuck checking accounttacos
I need some tacos
The running man is running for his lifeTacos
Give me some tacos
Ram it down your throat and break your god damn spineTacos
Give me some tacos
Dynamo just got the iphone 5He’s losing power
Cut to commercial
I won’t kill a helpless human being
Not even sadistic scum like you
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